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Most coveredAlphabet (Google) 4Apple Inc. 3Nike 2

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2026-04-22US stock market^GSPC▲ up

Stocks Are About To Take Off, Here’s why

Stocks are about to take off; the market has recovered and a bull run is framed as ahead.

7d -0.0% 30d +4.7% 90d +5.2%
2025-06-04US stock market^GSPC▲ up

Get Ready For The Market Melt-Up

Get ready for a market melt-up driven by a shift in market sentiment.

7d +0.9% 30d +4.3% 90d +7.4%
2025-01-11IntuitINTU▲ up

Top 10 Stocks To Buy Today

Lists Intuit among the top 10 stocks to buy today.

7d -0.6% 30d -4.3% 90d -4.1%
2025-01-11Booking HoldingsBKNG▲ up

Top 10 Stocks To Buy Today

Lists Booking Holdings among the top 10 stocks to buy today.

7d -1.6% 30d +3.1% 90d -3.5%
2025-01-11Advanced Micro DevicesAMD▲ up

Top 10 Stocks To Buy Today

Lists AMD among the top 10 stocks to buy today.

7d +4.2% 30d -5.8% 90d -20.4%
2025-01-11Applied MaterialsAMAT▲ up

Top 10 Stocks To Buy Today

Lists AMAT among the top 10 stocks to buy today.

7d +12.9% 30d +7.5% 90d -15.0%
2025-01-11Uber TechnologiesUBER▲ up

Top 10 Stocks To Buy Today

Lists Uber among the top 10 stocks to buy today.

7d +3.1% 30d +19.7% 90d +10.0%
2025-01-11S&P GlobalSPGI▲ up

Top 10 Stocks To Buy Today

Lists S&P Global among the top 10 stocks to buy today.

7d +5.7% 30d +6.8% 90d -3.4%
2025-01-11AmazonAMZN▲ up

Top 10 Stocks To Buy Today

Lists Amazon among the top 10 stocks to buy today.

7d +5.6% 30d +6.7% 90d -15.4%
2025-01-11Alphabet (Google)GOOGL▲ up

Top 10 Stocks To Buy Today

Lists Google among the top 10 stocks to buy today.

7d +3.7% 30d -2.4% 90d -17.6%
2025-01-11NikeNKE▲ up

Top 10 Stocks To Buy Today

Lists Nike among the top 10 stocks to buy today.

7d +1.5% 30d -1.6% 90d -24.2%
2024-11-23Uber TechnologiesUBER▲ up

Three Quality Stocks To Buy Now

Names Uber as one of three quality stocks to buy now.

7d -0.5% 30d -15.7% 90d +7.4%
2024-11-23ASML HoldingASML▲ up

Three Quality Stocks To Buy Now

Names ASML as one of three quality stocks to buy now.

7d +3.9% 30d +5.3% 90d +7.9%
2024-11-23Alphabet (Google)GOOGL▲ up

Three Quality Stocks To Buy Now

Names Google as one of three quality stocks to buy now.

7d +2.3% 30d +16.2% 90d +7.3%
2024-08-20Apple Inc.AAPL▼ down

I'm Buying These 3 Compounding Machines

Trimming Apple position, implying reduced conviction/less favorable outlook on AAPL.

7d +0.7% 30d +1.0% 90d +0.8%
2024-07-09NVIDIANVDA▼ down

The NVIDIA Bubble Is About To Pop

Title asserts "The NVIDIA Bubble Is About To Pop", with segments on a potential demand glut and insiders selling — a bearish directional call on NVDA.

7d -3.8% 30d -20.1% 90d -2.8%
2024-05-29AppleAAPL▲ up

Apple Is The Hidden AI Play

Apple is framed as "the hidden AI play" (attributed to Steve Eisman and echoed in the title), an implicitly bullish view on AAPL.

7d +2.9% 30d +10.7% 90d +20.0%
2024-02-23Alphabet/GoogleGOOGL▼ down

Google's Dominance Is Over - Expert Warning

Title asserts "Google's Dominance Is Over - Expert Warning", a bearish framing of Google's competitive position.

7d -4.7% 30d +4.2% 90d +20.5%
2024-02-01Big TechQQQ▼ down

Big Tech Finally Hit A Top

Title asserts "Big Tech Finally Hit A Top" — but no single identifiable asset is named as the subject of the call.

7d +2.6% 30d +5.3% 90d +0.1%
2023-11-08MicrosoftMSFT▲ up

Microsoft Is Now Unstoppable

"Microsoft Is Now Unstoppable" — Microsoft has become the leader in AI via its OpenAI partnership, with positive long-term implications for the stock.

7d +2.0% 30d +3.3% 90d +11.9%
2023-10-31BondsTLT▲ up

It's Finally Time To Buy Bonds

It's finally time to buy bonds — Ackman dropped his short, Barron's and Howard Marks argue in favor of bonds/credit.

7d +5.7% 30d +9.9% 90d +14.6%
2023-09-27S&P GlobalSPGI▲ up

Why I Spent $70,000 On This Stock

Spent $70,000 buying S&P Global, presenting a bullish business and financial breakdown.

7d -0.2% 30d -5.7% 90d +20.4%
2023-08-18PayPalPYPL▲ up

How PayPal Could Double From Here

"How PayPal Could Double From Here" — asserts upside potential for PYPL.

7d +3.0% 30d +5.9% 90d -4.4%