How to Retire on SpaceX and Tesla: The Exact Math Breakdown
Presents TSLA price targets from bear to bull plus a SpaceX merger premium as the basis for a 'retire on Tesla' plan, implying substantial upside.
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64 calls · newest first · every one links to its sourceWhy $SOL Is a High Beta Bet on AI Agents
SOL is framed as a high-beta bet on AI agents, with a growth flywheel, rising active users versus ETH, and AI agents choosing Solana rails.
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Is it Too Late to Buy IBIT LEAPS: Positioning for the Next Crypto Bull Run
Creator is buying IBIT LEAPS and selling puts, positioning for the next crypto bull run with identified support levels.
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Is META a Buy Now: Why Price is Down and Will it Recover?
META is below its 200-day moving average with slowing revenue growth and capex fears; creator identifies a lower 'kill zone' price where he would buy, implying further downside first.
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Should You Swap $BTC for SpaceX Before It's Too Late?
BTC $120K target discussed, though with diminishing returns.
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Is $NVDA Becoming the Next Walmart?
NVDA projected to be printing $1.3B/day by 2029.
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Is MSTR's Glory Days Over? The STRC Problem Explained
MSTR's glory days questioned, with the STRC preferred problem and dilution risk framed as headwinds; STRC trading at $86 below its 200-day MA.
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Why I'm Swapping $NVDA for MRVL Right Now
Creator is rotating from NVDA into MRVL, citing the pair chart swap zone at 0.80-0.85 and the case for MRVL as a future $1T company — MRVL to outperform NVDA.
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Will $BTC Ever Hit $35K Again? My Honest Take
$64K described as the cycle magnet for BTC, implying downside toward that level; $35K seen as unlikely given ETFs and diminishing returns.
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Should You Cut Your Losses on Navitas Semiconductor or Will It Recover?
Navitas financials called a red flag and the losing trade should be cut — bearish.
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Will OpenAI and Anthropic Collapse? My AI Warning
Short-term 30% drop risk flagged for Nvidia amid the AI price war.
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How Much MSTR Should a 25-Year-Old Hold?
Bullish on MSTR — 'don't fade Saylor', Wall Street price targets cited, and a 15% position could 'explode' higher.
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Is the $BOT ETF a Trap? Buy $TSLA Instead
Buy TSLA instead of the BOT ETF — Tesla as the pure-play robotics bet with Optimus at a 130K run rate.
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My Top 6 Stock Picks for the Next 24 Months
Micron is a top pick for the next 24 months on the AI memory bottleneck
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My Top 6 Stock Picks for the Next 24 Months
Palantir under $107 is an opportunity and a top pick for the next 24 months
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Are these stocks the next PLTR and SPCX? The Truth
BigBear.ai's 43% dilution undermines the bull case — it is not the next Palantir
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Is Coinbase a Buy? Why I'm Choosing $SOL Instead
Coinbase's financials are alarming and it is being disrupted by Solana; preference is SOL instead of COIN.
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Is Coinbase a Buy? Why I'm Choosing $SOL Instead
Choosing SOL over Coinbase — Solana is disrupting exchanges.
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Why $TSLA Is Still My Highest Conviction Bet
Tesla remains my highest conviction bet.
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Has AI Killed Crypto? My $BTC Price Target
AI has not structurally killed crypto; presents a BTC price target supported by the 200-week moving average signal.
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Ditch XRP & Cardano? Rotate Into $SOL Before Clarity Act!
Chainlink is 'the one worth keeping' among altcoins.
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Ditch XRP & Cardano? Rotate Into $SOL Before Clarity Act!
Ditch Cardano — unfavorable market cap per transaction versus SOL.
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Ditch XRP & Cardano? Rotate Into $SOL Before Clarity Act!
Ditch XRP; it was a great short call.
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Using $TSLA Margin to Buy $STRC and Beat the Market
Borrowing on TSLA margin to buy STRC is presented as a way to beat the market, implying STRC delivers positive returns above margin cost.
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Why $SOL Adoption Metrics Don't Match Its Price Yet!
SOL is undervalued relative to adoption metrics; model points to a 3-6X price target driven by Alpenglow and AI catalysts.
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Will $TSLA Ever Hit $306 Again? The Honest Answer
Tesla is unlikely to revisit $306; waiting on the sidelines for that level is dangerous because ATR levels reset at all-time highs.
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Why Small AI Stocks Like $APLD Could Crash
Iris Energy has debt problems making it a poor risk/reward alongside other small AI names.
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Why Small AI Stocks Like $APLD Could Crash
Small AI stocks like APLD could crash on risk/reward and debt grounds; he avoided APLD.
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Why I Sold $ENPH Stock & When To Buy Back
Sold Enphase and will only buy back around $28, implying further downside from current levels.
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Is $TSLA Going To $650? Why I Swap Stock For LEAPS Now
$650 TSLA price target; swapping stock for LEAPS to lever the move.
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Will MSTR Hit Parity With Tesla At $500 Per Share?
Bitcoin is headed toward a $200k price target.
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Is Bloom Energy ($BE) Overhyped in the AI Power Boom?
Verdict on Bloom Energy is negative — stock surge looks overhyped and insider selling is a concern
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Is NVIDIA Still the Best Bet in 2026?
NVIDIA is still the best bet in 2026 — favorable forward P/E versus peers and a market mindshare advantage argue against rotating out
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Why MicroStrategy is Still My Top Crypto Play
MicroStrategy remains the creator's top crypto play, with NAV premium positive again, 720k BTC holdings, and STRC adoption as tailwinds
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Why SOLZ ETF Could Be a Costly Mistake in 2027
SOLZ ETF will underperform holding Solana directly and could be a costly mistake
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Is ONDS a Better Buy than Anduril?
Wouldn't buy ONDS — concerns about the company's financials outweigh its market position
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Why I'm Holding MSTR's STRC Despite Volatility Concerns
Creator is holding MSTR's STRC despite volatility concerns, citing the dividend adjustment mechanism
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Is Texas Instruments Worth It with Rising Debt Levels?
Negative on Texas Instruments due to rising debt levels, comparing unfavorably with Nvidia
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Is $Bullish Stock Undervalued? My Take on Its 50% Upside
Bullish stock is undervalued with roughly 50% upside, supported by earnings beats, ARK Invest buying, and Q4 EBITDA growth
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Will Tesla Drop to $310 or Soar with Robotaxis?
Tesla goes higher on Robotaxi growth rather than dropping to the $310 downside level
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How Someone Lost Their Bitcoin on Nexo: Lessons on Risk Management and Is Solana Still Worth Holding
Solana is still worth holding and is undervalued relative to Bitcoin
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Is Long $TSLA Short UberLift the Perfect Pair Trade?
Autonomy negatively impacts Lyft alongside Uber
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Is Investing in Tesla's Remora Stocks Worth It?
Fluence Energy is the best option among Tesla-adjacent 'remora' stocks
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Is Investing in Tesla's Remora Stocks Worth It?
AST is a value trap among Tesla-adjacent 'remora' stocks
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Is Long $TSLA Short UberLift the Perfect Pair Trade?
Uber returns may fall about 10% yearly as autonomy erodes its business
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Should I Sell NLR and Go Solar? My Thoughts
Creator expresses doubts on nuclear versus solar, implying NLR is the weaker holding
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Is RxRx or ABCL a Future Winner in AI Drug Discovery?
Creator favors HIMS as profitable and growing versus the AI drug discovery names
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Is RxRx or ABCL a Future Winner in AI Drug Discovery?
Creator says RxRx financials are 'horrific' and the company is a risky biotech, negative on it
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Is Dell the Next Big AI Play or a Debt Trap?
Creator's analysis frames Dell as failing his portfolio criteria due to debt, negative on DELL
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Are PERP DEXs Worth the Risk After the November 10th Crash?
Creator speaks favorably of Jupiter's strategy among perp DEXs
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Will AI Disrupt Microsoft and Meta by 2030?
Creator argues AI agents will eat software, implying Microsoft faces disruption by 2030
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Will AI Disrupt Microsoft and Meta by 2030?
Creator argues AI agents will eat software and cites Meta's costly Metaverse mistake, bearish on META's disruption risk by 2030
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MU: Is Micron Overvalued and What to Buy Instead?
Creator gives reasons not to buy Micron at all-time highs, citing Samsung competition
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Should You Go Short GM and Other Automotive Companies?
Creator advises against shorting GM, citing GM's strategy and the tailwind from lower rates
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Is TSLA's Self Driving Moat Diminishing: Can the Competition Catch Up?
Creator argues Tesla's self-driving head start over legacy OEMs is intact, bullish on TSLA's moat
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Will Solana Make a Big Comeback in 2026?
Creator is bullish on a Solana comeback in 2026, citing revenue leadership and institutional interest
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Will The Boring Company Destroy Uber: How Elon's Underground Tunnels Will Disrupt Transport
Creator argues The Boring Company's tunnels will disrupt transport at Uber's expense
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Enphase: Is it a Dead Stock?
Enphase is characterized as a 'dead stock' with poor financial health and weak technicals.
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Bitcoin 2030 Price Prediction: How Will AI Impact Bitcoin's Price?
Bitcoin's price rises through 2030 driven by AI-led global market growth.
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LEAP Options Explained: How Your Net Worth Will Explode With Tesla Options and HOW to Do Them
Tesla LEAP call options will produce large gains, implying TSLA rises substantially over the LEAP timeframe.
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Will Cardano and XRP Hit All Time Highs? (Probably not)
Cardano will probably not hit new all-time highs.
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Will Cardano and XRP Hit All Time Highs? (Probably not)
XRP will probably not hit new all-time highs.
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Is NVDA Getting Close To a Top: When Should I Sell?
Nvidia is not near a top; its role in the future of AI supports further upside.
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How Tesla Will Completely Disrupt the Entire Car Industry
Tesla will disrupt the car industry via autonomy and autonomous transportation services.
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